Once again here’s MIZZ JIBBZ to give us our daily dose of celebrity fromage in her awesome column, THE DAILY CHEESE

1. Check out Mariah’s “Touch My Body” video:

I don’t get the “all in my bid-ness” talk and even though I think it’s a good video concept, I can’t figure out who’s a worse actor…Mariah or nerd boy.

2. Gary Busey’s on some serious crack. Check him out in an interview w/ an 11 year old girl at the United Nation’s Children’s Foundation Oscar after-party

Even though what he says about Britney, Lindsay and Paris are true…he’s still a nut job.

3. Ok, I don’t know if these reports are true or not, but Kate Hudson was seen w/ Owen Wilson last weekend and supposedly they’re seeing each other again. Let’s see, she can either date a dude who pretty much wanted to commit suicide cause of her or she can date a hot little younger man that can dance really well….you do the math. They really make her seem sl-tty in the media.

4. Police might investigate whether Britney was drugged. Lynne Spears accused Sam Lutfi of drugging her daughter and although Sam’s name wasn’t mentioned in this investigation, that’s pretty much where it stemmed from. I’m almost positive if the girl’s been “drugged” it’s by her own doing…we’ve had ample footage of her doin’ stup!d shit for quite some time now.

5. So I guess NBC’s “Las Vegas” might not be going away; the fans are going nuts…we’ll see what happens.

6. Jessica Simpson is performing for the troops in Kuwait. Even though she’s so “excited” about it. I really doubt those boys love her music. They just want to see the b00bage.

7. On the other Simpson front, Pete Wentz is asking Ashlee’s dad for her hand in marriage. Can you imagine how that father/future son-in-law convo might go? Let’s play it out shall we…

Pete Wentz: I’d like to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage, sir.
Papa Joe: You just make sure she shows her breasts off like her sister Jessi does. Can you do that son?
Pete Wentz: Um…sure.
Papa Joe: Great! Also, make sure you don’t get any of your hashish on my clothes w/ the crossbones. The ladies love my style. Now go put on some of your music and teach Ashlee a lesson!

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8. Check out Paris on the 944 cover (attachment 1.) Like we haven’t seen that before.

9. Not sure if I believe this one, but papzo Adnan Ghalib is telling people that Britney’s pregnant. I mean, I guess she would be dumb enough to do it, but please…the girl’s been on lockdown for at least a month now, when the hell would she have time to get her peach juiced?? And what… when her dad was in the room? This isn’t the Simpson family, it’s the Spears family. At least I don’t think they do it like that.

10. Angelina Jolie wants to have her baby daughter in France as a tribute to her mother. Aw, that’s nice. I still can’t believe she has as many kids as she does, and she’s in her very early 30’s! By the time she’s 50, she’ll be able to have 2 opposing football teams.

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11. Good girl gone Fredericks of Hollywood model.

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12. I like Christina Ricci and I think she’s a fab actress, but the girl’s in her 20’s and she looks old (see above). I think she looks good but I’m wondering how she’s going to look in 10 years… check out that inverted neck.

13. Now the feds want to investigate the doctors that were involved in Heath Leger’s death (meaning, those that perscribed him the drugs.) They don’t suspect foul play but they still think an investigation is necessary. I doubt they’ll find anything, but hey…who knows.

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

– What the hell was w/ that chick’s hair on Idol last night?? I didn’t watch it really but I did flip the channel. Why’s everyone trying to bring Sanjaya back? We finally got rid of the kid.

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