Once again here’s MIZZ JIBBZ to give us our daily dose of celebrity fromage in her awesome column, THE DAILY CHEESE

1. Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is getting auctioned off March 19th cause he owes $24 million on the place. He has to come up w/ the money by then or else. Is that why he’s going on tour again? W/ all the crazy things he’s done these past couple of years I’m
not even sure he can come up w/ $24 dollars in ticket sales.

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2. I know Christina Aguilera’s b00bz have gotten even more huge post pregnancy, but I just had to show you all this picture. What the hell is that? They look like 2 globes and the veins show all the rivers of the world.

3. Mischa Barton was charged on 4 misdemeanor accounts for her DUI arrest back in December. It’s about time this woman got caught for something, she’s so freakin’ annoying.

4. Pam Anderson finally filed for an annulment from her weird @ss husband, Rick Salomon, citing fraud. Wait…you’re leaving him on a fraud account? Everyone new he was a lying @ss from the beginning, how did you not pick that up you idiot?

5. Naomi Campbell’s publicist has told the media that the nutty model just got out of surgery while she was in San Paolo, Brazil. Either a cyst removal or an “infection.” I’m sure she has plenty of infections but oh please…you had to go to Brazil to see a doc? I’m sure she thinks we’re stupid…Brazil is one of the highest rated countries in plastic surgery. I’m sure something on her has been nipped or tucked.

6. You know how I told you that Orlando Bloom’s been dating Vicki See’s model Miranda Kerr? Well apparently he was seen at Prince’s Oscar party all over Rumer Willis! She is so not cute. Come to think of it, if you put a little facial hair on her and she grows her hair out, she actually kind of looks like him.

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7. Chris Brown and Rihanna have been caught (see exhibit A above)! They’re so cute!

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8. Also seen getting close at another Oscar party, Sofia Vergara (seen here) and “Sex and the City’s” Jason Lewis were seen “canoodling” at Elton’s party. Dude, they’d make some hot s*x kids for sure. That white boy really likes his latin ladies, first Rosario Dawson and now Sofia?? He’s really diggin’ the flavor.

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9. Jaslene is so freakin’ skinny, I just don’t get it. And what’s w/ the mismatched outfit? What’s the matter, can’t you dress yourself after ANTM? Didn’t you learn anything?

10. Eva Mendes is taking another “break” from rehab. What the hell is going on w/ her? Rehab isn’t a Sandals resort lady, you just can’t go in and out like a tourist. Since she’s been in rehab she got an
endorsement deal w/ Calvin Klein. Faking it just to get attention are we?? Has anyone ever even seen the long-chinned girl drunk?

11. NBC’s cancelling “Las Vegas” post the writer’s strike because the cost of production is too high. Sucks…it’s a cool show (if and when I catch it.)

12. ABC has ordered 8 episodes of a yet untitled reality show produced by Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher. Storyline: beautiful people living in a house together. Wow, that’s not like ANYTHING we’ve ever seen.

13. On March 17th we find out how many millions Heather Mills will be getting or not getting. She’s probably the most hated ex-wife in America right now… but she’s definitely gettin’ paid.

14.You know how Sarah Silverman was “F—ing Matt Damon” on Jimmy Kimmel? Well Jimmy got p!ssed and released his own song. Check out his music video and see who Jimmy Kimmel’s “F—ing.” HILARIOUS. (Note: NSFW if you’re at work, turn down the speakers or at least wait til your bosses leave the room.):

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Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

– “Sex and the City” spoiler alert! Check out the long and detailed trailer if you dare:

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Thanks AG!

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