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1. Congrats to all the Oscar winners! I’m so over award shows so I didn’t personally watch it. For the complete nominee and winner list go here.

2. Britney finally got to see her kids! After 2 months, she saw them for about 3 hours. The visit was extremely monitored considering her dad was there, and so was a court-appointed monitor, her dad’s lawyer and one of KFed’s bodyguards. Can you believe KFed has a bodyguard? He probably hires him to act like a bodyguard but he really watches Britney’s kids.

3. Supposedly Benji Madden and Paris Hilton are dating…I don’t care for him, but even he’s too good for her. Also, according to the NY Post (not sure if I believe this one) but apparently for the last year Justin Timberlake and Kate Hudson have been dating?!?! I love her and I think he’s cool (I mean talented, but not so Justin crazy like everyone else is.) If it is true, I’d rather him date Kate who’s hot s*x instead of Jessica Biel (althought Biel’s got a much better @ss so it’s kind of a give n’ take.)

4. Another new couple alert: Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova have been hanging out. That’s got rebound written all over it. That’s gotta suck for Robin Wright cause Petra’s hot s*x. Robin must feel like Jennifer Aniston right about now.

5. The Parents TV Council (PTC) is p!ssed at NBC after an episode of “Las Vegas” recently aired w/ 3 girls’ behinds showing. Oh please, like people don’t know what an @ss looks like…doesn’t everyone have one? It’s not like they showed an 0rgi or anything.

6. Eminem’s writing his memoirs called “Eminem: The Way I Am.” After the “Re-Up” album I guess he realized he wasn’t as good as he once was. So instead he has to make money another way. Besides, he’s getting so fat these days I’m sure it’s easier for him to work while sitting on a couch.

7. Apparently a hepatitis scare broke out at NY hotspot Socialista, after Ashton Kutcher threw his 30th birthday party there. Ashton and all his celeb guests (like Lucy Liu, Salma Hayek, Bruce Willis, Kate Hudson and of course Demi) have been urged to get tested after some employee was diagnosed w/ it. Ooooh, that’s gotta suck.

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8. Does Mariah ever wear a normal bathing suit?

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9. Aaron Carter was arrested while driving somewhere in Texas for driving like a maniac and having weed in the car. At least it’ll make his street cred stronger. I can’t believe Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff fought over this d0uche bag. I mean…look at this d0uche…

10. Also arrested (the same way and for the same thing) in Maryland was R&B singer J.Holiday. J…when you smoke the weed, it’ll certainly put you to bed…bed…bed…

11. Another person arrested…R&B singer Neyo! (Sucks…I love him. He’s not the prettiest thing to look at but he’s very talented.) He was arrested outside of Atlanta for driving like a psycho. I’m sure the boy’s will love him in jail.

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12. I know Jennifer Lopez just had her kids, but I’m wondering how long it’s going to take her to lose all that fat in order to get back to this (above).

13. Fergie’s going to be the new face of Calvin Klein while Justin’s going to be the new face of Givenchy’s cologne.

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14. And Johnny Gill wonders why everyone thinks he’s gay… I think the bedazzled belt gives it away (he probably used the bedazzler himself.)

15. Vivica A Fox’s advice to women about their men, “I tell women to always be inquisitive and always follow your first mind. If your woman instinct tells you ’something ain’t right,’ girl, check it out.” So basically be a psycho girlfriend and sniff into everything. I’m sure that’s how you kept Fifty. Oh wait…you didn’t. And you too are single, why should any woman take advice from you?

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16. Even though Angelina Jolie’s pulling a Christina Aguilera and has avoided pregnancy rumors, I’m going to go ahead and say she’s expecting. Or else that’s some serious bloatage.

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