We’re proud to introduce our newest addition to the BOPsy fold — MIZZ JIBBZ – who’ll be giving us our daily dose of celebrity fromage in her awesome new column, THE DAILY CHEESE. Take it away, Mizz Jibbz!

1. Congrats to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony on the birth of their twins (a boy and a girl.) They arrived Thursday night (or Friday morning) at 12:45 am. Pisces…hmm…great sign for a female (baaaad sign for a male.) Good luck on raising two kids!

2. So after weeks of trying to find Sam Lutfi in order to serve him w/ a restraining order from Britney, they finally found him outside his home. Let me get this straight, it took them weeks to find a dude who’s been MISSING ON PURPOSE and AVOIDING Britney and her people, just so they can tell him to stay away from her? Uhh yea, I think Brit’s got bigger problems.

3. Not sure if I believe this one but supposedly Janet and Jermaine might be getting married soon. I wonder if Michael will have another surgery by the time the wedding actually happens.

4. Diddy tells Letterman that he wants to move to L.A and become a full time movie star. Just cause you dated JLo and were recently in “A Raisin In The Sun,” it doesn’t mean you should be a movie star. You’re a performer and you can’t even dance…trying learning to do that first.

5. Joe Francis (creator of “Girls Gone Wild“) has announced the launch of Girls Gone Wild magazine! It will be tasteful and will have no nude photos, but will “cover topics familiar to those who enjoy the DVDs.” Let’s see, so basically it won’t show t!ts n @ss, but it will discuss them?

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6. What’s Jessica “I’m Not Latina” Alba doing on the cover of Latina magazine? She’s just trying to appeal to the crowd that she lost once she doesn’t consider herself latina and doesn’t like it when other people do either. Yea ok…what are you then…Asian? Btw, supposedly she’s having twins and the delivery date is June 8th. What’s the deal w/ celeb twins all of a sudden, is she related to JLo? Oh no wait…JLo is actually latina so they must not be related; forgive me for possibly implying that.

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7. Was Zoe Saldana good in school and is that why she has so many stars?

8. Due to a signed contract w/ Gillette, Rihanna has insured her legs for $1 million bucks. Ok…those are totally worth it.

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9. Natalie Portman slips a nip. You can’t really see it if you’re not looking straight at it… and why is it so high?

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10. Apparently Orlando Bloom’s been wiggling his bean w/ Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr for almost a year now. If you don’t remember her, see above. She’s hot s*x but she’s no Adriana Lima.

11. Looks like Gene Simmon’s s*x tape leaked online. I’d show it to you, but I don’t want to blind you.

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12. PETA called Eva Longoria a “streetwalker” cause of her bad taste in clothes and here’s why (above). I swear, just cause they’re a non-profit, it doesn’t mean they can say whatever they want, (they’re not Mizz Jibbz!) Besides, that’s pretty harsh…if you’re going to call someone a streetwalker, don’t you think it should be Paris?

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

Did you catch Paula Abdul’s “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow” video on Idol last night? If you missed it:

Is it just me or does it look like we were actually watching Paula in the 80’s? I swear, w/ that wig, the Janet Jackson dance moves and the beauty of today’s photoshop technology, it almost made me think we WERE in the 80’s!

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