We’re proud to introduce our newest addition to the BOPsy fold — MIZZ JIBBZ – who’ll be giving us our daily dose of celebrity fromage in her awesome new column, THE DAILY CHEESE. Take it away, Mizz Jibbz!

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1. If you have time, check out Christina Aguilera on Ellen:

And if you don’t have time, don’t worry…I couldn’t hear a damn thing that girl said w/ those b00bz screaming in my face like that.

2. Dina Lohan likes Lindsay’s pictures as Marilyn and said they were very “tasteful” and “artistic.” Look, not that I’m saying that the photos didn’t look good, but what kind of mother is VERY ok w/ the fact that their barely 21 yr old kid is showing her peach all over the world?? Only a sl-tty mother. I gotta say though, as much as I liked Lindsay’s “Marilyn” photos, I think I prefer her in this one:

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3. Beyonce is going to cast herself as Etta James in the new upcoming “Cadillac Records” film that she’s producing. What’s the matter, Jennifer Hudson wasn’t available?

4. The Foo Fighters are suing Marvel Studios and a couple of other production companies for sampling a few of their songs in the cartoon version of “Wolverine and the X-Men.” Jeez man, they get a couple of grammys and they get all Whitney Houston on people’s @sses.

5. For those that care, check out ABC’s return line-up: Samantha Who? (Apr. 7), Boston Legal (Apr. 8), Desperate Housewives (Apr. 13), Brothers and Sisters (Apr. 20), Ugly Betty (Apr. 24), and Grey’s Anatomy (Apr. 24). Lost will move to a new 10 p.m. timeslot beginning Apr. 24.

6. Even w/o seeing the girl’s face, I think we all know who this is:

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(And for all you idiots out there, if you don’t know who it is, it’s the girl that starred in Ray J’s s-x tape!) Cause no matter how she’s standing or sitting, that @ss is ALWAYS in the air).

7. New York…

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… you are not sexy, in fact I think that axe has more appeal than you.

8. Will Ferrell…what’s w/ the new style?

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Are you trying to look like the Westernized version of an Indian cop? I just don’t get it. I guess it doesn’t really matter… Semi-Pro was HILARIOUS.

9. Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Ambition movie actually hit #1! Well…it it’s #1 in the Ukraine. They must be blonder than her.

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10. Seal and Heidi have always been an interesting couple. Here they are at Disneyland w/ some seriously painted faces. Um, does anyone see their kids around??

Mizz Jibbz’ Picks

– This is freaking hilarious…it actually reminded me of Kanye West when he was talking about the difference of “Black People” food and “White People” food…he’d probably love this website…

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

– For those of you that can’t figure out what to do tonight, make sure to stop by the V Lounge in Santa Monica…a girlfriend of mine is throwing a fundraiser event for inner city kids, and even though UCLA is involved (I won’t hold that against them.) Go Trojans! But seriously check out the flyer! Thanks TF!

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