Fincher takes on Pitt’s BLACK HOLE
Film director David Fincher – known for fun-terrific fam-friendly fare like Se7en and F19ht ClU8 – has signed on to direct the filmdaptation of Charles Burns’ graphic novel Black Hole for Brad Pitt’s Plan B Productions. Black Hole, fittingly enough, is about an STD spreading among a group of teenagers which causes hideous deformities. Sounds hot! Script has been written by alleged man-slaughterer Roger Avary and his Beowulf partner Neil Gaiman (”gay man” heheheh get it “gay man” heheheh).
I hope this movie teaches a lesson to all those kids about there about the importance of practicing safe sex. I’ve been teaching safe sex to kids for years. That’s why there’s always a box of latex surgical gloves in the back of my van. Inappropriate touching is one thing, but unprotected inappropriate touching spreads psyche-damaging sexual trauma AND disease.
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