Michael Bay is anything but awesome…. Somebody tell Verizon!
Verizon owned website Virb issued a statement and displayed a new commercial featuring
“celebrated filmmaker Michael Bay” in it.
The new commercial for the Verizon FiOS TV and FiOS Internet services is themed “This is FiOS; This is Big.” The new campaign “showcases the groundbreaking services delivered over Verizon’s advanced fiber-optic network straight to customers’ homes.” And guess what, the people at Verizon were stupid enough to get talent-less hack Michael Bay more money!
Some goof-ball named John Wimsatt, senior vice president of marketing for Verizon Telecom said this nonsense:
“Michael Bay is a larger-than-life figure because he’s a powerful game-changer…. Verizon FiOS is the best and first choice for home entertainment because the power of our fiber-optic network delivers the best picture quality, fastest Internet and most-innovative interactive services. Michael Bay is the perfect choice to help portray the big, powerful experiences that FiOS creates in home entertainment and broadband.”
Bay, who is responsible for shitty films like “Transformers,” “Pearl Harbor,” “Bad Boys” and “Armageddon” is featured in the 30-second TV spot which will start airing on February 17th.
In the above ad, Bay “spoofs” (like he knows what that means) his own ’super-charged Hollywood persona’ as he blows up things throughout a super-contemporary home to show how Verizon “blows away” cable Internet service with upload and download speeds that are up to 25 times faster.
How “awesome” - I mean um, yah, I how fucking stupid!
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