Once again here’s gossip gal MIZZ JIBBZ bringing us the latest and cheesiest.

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1. Paris’ little bro is following in his big sister’s footsteps and got himself a DUI. Good boy… you’re officially a Hilton… and startin’ young. 18 years old. Your parents must be so proud. But know this…DUIs are sooooo 2007.

2. Aretha Franklin was p!ssed when Tina was called the “Queen of Soul” at the grammys. To be honest, I thought that was pretty intense too, since there are so many fabulous veteran ladies. As for you Aretha, w/ the b00bz you were bringing… you’re definitely the Queen of something.

3. How can Mariah Carey’s new album be titled “E=MC2″ when her first single off the album is going to be called “Touch My Body?!” Are you seriously degrading math?? How the hell can anyone ever degrade math!? I’m sure if Einstein were here now, he’d rather touch your body than explain his formula that made him so famous…so maybe it’s not that degrading.

4. Denise Richards on her new E! reality show…”I think there’s been so many negative things about me in the press, most of it not true. I’ve kept quiet about many, many things, and I find the public believes what they hear. And if they’re only hearing one side, that’s what they’re going to believe. So, it’s time for people to see what I’m really like.”

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5. Consumer Reports mag is mad at Miley Cyrus and her dad Billy Ray. In her “Hannah Montana” flick, Miley and her dad are riding in a Range Rover w/ no seatbelts on and CR says that they shouldn’t “encourage this trend.” Puhlease…that’s what you’re worried about?? Aren’t you more frightened that the girl’s only 15 yet she looks like a 20 year old Britney Spears (and we KNOW what happens after that.)

6. Is Gary Coleman really married!? The 40 year old broke the news and said he’s been married to his 22 year old wife since August 28th of last year. Check them out (above). Wow, I really don’t know what to say.

7. Fergie’s people denied the rumor that she’s pregnant. Oh ok, then she’s just fat. From a PR point of you, as sad as this may sound, she should’ve admitted that she was pregnant, then mysteriously lose the baby and in the meantime work out to pull it off. Then she would’ve had pity and looked good… but when you’re just fat… that’s social suicide. But seriously, we know you’re pregnant…you only drank water at Clive’s grammy party! All that singing about “grey goose got your girl feeling loose”…we know you don’t drink just water.

8. Btw, now you never have to wonder why Fergie’s so good at spelling! Thanks KC!

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9. I’m not a fan of Scarlett Johansson as a person (as you all know) but I do think she looks fab w/ Natalie Portman on the new W mag cover (above). I’m digging the “Robert Palmer Girls” look. That’s right, I’m an 80’s baby.

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10. I love Christina Milian and personally I would like to see her succeed a little more in the music industry. But I think she’s tired of trying to be famous by using her talent. Even though she looks hot s*x, I don’t think she needs to show all of that to be hot s*x (attachment 3.) I mean, only people like Bai Ling (the real nobody’s) need to dress like that to get attention.

11. Rapper Juvenile was arrested for expired vehicle tags… but primarily cause he had the weed in the car. Juvenile, when you get to jail, make sure you don’t take your own advice and “back that @ss up” or you’ll be in trouble.

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12. For the fellas…here’s Marisa Miller in Sports Illustrated mag. Everyone’s going crazy for it so I figured you’d want to see it.

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13. Don’t worry ladies, I didn’t forget about you…check out the new Dolce & Gabbana model. Not my type, but he’s pretty fly for a white guy…look at those thighs! (Ok, most of you are looking at something else but I wasn’t going to point out the obvious.)

14. Benji Madden and Sophie Monk have split up. Benji…good luck finding another girl as hot s*x as her. (It aint gonna happen.)

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

– So I was leaving my dentist’s office and who’s walking out of the building…Michelle Williams (Destiny’s Child). She had a ball cap and glasses on. And her face looked “fresh.” Like she just got a chemical peel or laser hair removal on her face or something… it looked like she would’ve looked like sh!t if she didn’t have those glasses on.

– Star Sighting from one of our readers: Kanye West was at the Novel Cafe in Westwood yesterday. He was there w/ 3 friends and he looked really sad (he’s probably still missing his momma. So sad). Thanks NS!

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