Once again here’s gossip gal MIZZ JIBBZ bringing us the latest in celebrity froumage.

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1. Check out Britney outside of the Millenium Dance Studio (above). Woman, you’re shirt’s inside out (and backwards), you have no bra on and you never seem to have ONE pair of stockings that aren’t ripped. I realize you have bigger problems at the moment but are you dressing in the dark?.Or are the meds just really kicking in?

2. Heather Mills cheated on Paul McCartney (or so it’s been said)! She had a romance w/ Tim Steel before Paul came along but then she continued the relationship after they started dating. Steel’s talking to the ‘loids and telling them that she was a serious s*x freak and is talking about how she likes it and all (ew…gross.) Heather’s freaking out that this juicy piece of cheese is going to affect her case in the divorce, and get this… she’s repping herself in court! Woman… you’re going down. You can’t beat a Beatle! And not even your “I’m handicapped and help other people” routine’s going to get you out of this one.

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3. I’m sure you all heard Amy Yasbeck is suing the hospital staff that was around when her husband, John Ritter, passed away. Yasbeck is suing because she believes the staff “failed to follow medical procedures.” Amy, it sucks that John died and the way he died was even more devastating but really..what took you so freakin’ long to sue? Your husband died back in 2003…were you just waiting for the money to run out? I’m just saying…this won’t bring him back.

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4. Paris and Lindsay were both at Timbaland’s Grammy party on Saturday and they were both talking sh!t. Lindsay said, “what the hell is that b!tch doing here. I didn’t know she was on the list” and Paris replied “f— off you b!tch.” Lindsay, Paris is never “on the list” (although I’m not taking sides.) And really, what’s all this cursing business? Fight like real women and take it up while wearing bikinis in a mud bath like the rest of us do. And what’s with Two-Tone Lindsay? You faked and baked AND added bronzer? Yea, I just don’t get that. You look like hardwood floors.

5. Dolly Parton has postponed her U.S tour due to back problems, after doctors told her to relax for six to eight weeks. I’d say something…but this one’s just too d-mn easy.

6. After leaving the Def Jam party after the Grammys on Sunday, Rihanna was in a car accident when some other car rammed into hers. Everyone’s ok! I’m sure Chris Brown came to her rescue.

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7. I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before! It looks like an optical illusion in this particular photo but it just might be possible that Fergie’s preggers! (attachment 3.) Hopefully that kid gets Josh Duhamel’s genes (if it’s ACTUALLY his kid.) Perhaps she shouldn’t wear white at the wedding.

8. “The Star Jones Show” on TruTV is going off the air. Supposedly it was a “mutual agreement.” Yea right. It looks like your final two fans also realized (just like the rest of the world) that you really do suck.

9. I know Aretha Franklin’s a legend and all but I think her b00bz are larger than her popularity. Check her out w/ Brandy at the Sony/BMG Grammy party. I heard she actually brought her own food to the party (Pink’s hot dogs.) How can anyone talk to her and actually stare into her face? Does her back hurt? Cause if not… Dolly Parton shouldn’t be complaining.

10. Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are officially divorced. Like we didn’t know that was going to happen. I mean how long can a beauty queen and a rocker really last? She needs to date a Backstreet Boy and he needs to date Kat Von D.

11. You know what I love?? When stupid movies don’t make money. Paris Hilton’s “The Hottie & The Nottie” opened Friday and made $9,000 in 111 theaters. $9,000!? Paris, I think your s*x video made 5 times that. I think you should re-think your current job and go back to your former one. Might be more profitable.

12. More on Paris… some papzi gave her a “birthday present” by handing her a 2 Pac DVD. He said “the reason why I wanted to give this to you is because Pac was really misunderstood by the media and the world and I feel like, so are you. And I wanted you to check it out.” It’s a good thing you gave it to her… now she can prop up her vanity stand if it ever wobbles.

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13. JLo, I’m not going to talk sh!t about the fact that your ready to deliver all of Puertorico, but I will talk sh!t about the fact that you’re prancing around in stilettos when you were probably due like 5 days ago. What if you trip and fall on one of those New York cobblestone streets!? At this point, I think you should think of function before fashion. (And run a comb through that hair while you’re thinking.)

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

– I got all caught up in the Grammy hype that I forgot to tell you people that I was out on Friday night at Nacional and who was waiting there in a jam-packed crowd waiting to get in?? None other than Adnan Ghalib, Britney’s strange @ss papzi boy toy. He was trying to stay under the radar (but I knew who he was.) What the hell was he doing out partying when the love of his life is all cracked out and having problems? And yes of course…they did let Mizz Jibbz in before they let him in!

– Woohoo…Writer’s Strike is over!

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