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So I worked a pre-grammy radio junket (on Thursday and Friday) and there’s plenty of cheese!

Pre-grammy Radio Junket Cheese:

Janet Jackson was there (and so were her entourage of 20). God forbid you go anywhere close to 10 feet of her or one of her people will shoot you. She definitely brought “Miss Jackson” attitude w/ her; I didn’t see her smile more than once. Janet, I know you’re “Janet” and all, but your last album tanked and you really need all the press you can get (even though I do like your single), all I’m saying is…chill a little.

Fat Joe was there lookin’ like a bag of Skittles…he was wearing a psychadelic pink/red/white/yellow jacket. T-Pain and his entourage of 20 along w/ his two grills were there (that just looks like bad breath to me).

Ray J was in the room thinking he was hot cause he’s had all of three singles on the radio his whole life. Oddly enough Kim Kardashian was there at the same time; I tried to see if they’d come across each other but they didn’t. I guess Ray-J was slamming her on the radio stations in the last couple of days but like I said, unfortunately there was no brawl. My money would have been on Kim and her @ss anyway. And yes, as always…she looked amazing.

Randy Jackson (who’s really cool) and “yo dawg”-ing everyone, seemed to be having a good time. Flo-rida was surprising really sweet and actually greeted me w/ a kiss on the chick (in a non-sleazy way) but I could’ve done w/o his shiny glasses (you all know how I feel about wearing glasses indoors - that just looks dumb unless you have a valid reason like Natasha Bedingfield.) At one point the papzi’s were trying to get some photos of Bedingfield by the step & repeat and her publicist promptly told her to keep her glasses on indefinitely (cause she had partied hard the night before and I’m sure the dark circles were a showin’).

MORE CHEESE AFTER THE BUMP.

Tia Carrere, Angie Stone and Jordin Sparks were looking hot s*x. Omarosa was a little too obvious w/ her fake b00bz that were very hard (from what I saw, not what I touched.) Dr. Drew Pinsky actually elbowed me in the b00b but at least he apologized for it. Robin Antin (creator of the Pussycat Dolls) had seen her plastic surgeon one too many times.

I met Chris Knight (who was there w/ wifey Adrienne Curry), and when he saw that I had written his name down first in front of his wife’s, he said:

 ”Wow, is my name really written down first? Cause in our house…just like our mail…her name is always first!”

Dude…grow some pelotas and put on the pants!

Ashlee Simpson strolled in w/ her greasy red hair. She didn’t look so bad but it did look like she needed to shower. Of course she had to be there w/ her Papa Joe. I really should’ve taken a picture of the guy. He was wearing a red zip-up hoodie w/ skull bones! Dude…you’re like 60 and sporting a hoodie of a 14 year old cheerleader? Not attractive. How does your wife stomach you?

Saturday night I went out to Neyo/Rihanna’s Microsoft/Heineken party at new L.A spot 86, here’s the cheese from that:

-Nia Long looked gorgeous!

-Stevie Wonder was there (I really didn’t expect that one…seeing him was awesome!)

-R&B singer Mario was there dancin’ w/ Solange for a while (you know…Beyonce’s less famous sister).

-Evander Holyfield was there, refusing to take pictures.

-Rihanna looked awesome! Me and my girlfriend TOTALLY caught something. Not sure if anyone’s noticed this one, but has anyone caught that Chris Brown and Rihanna have the same tattoos?? On the back of her neck she has a series of stars (she actually has one on her ear too)…anyway, Chris Brown had the SAME tattoos behind his ear. They’re sooooo dating. They were coyly hanging out together and she was dancing w/ some girlfriends (that had her same haircut by the way.) But they weren’t more than 5 ft apart the whole night. Of course there were a few others but I really can’t remember at this point.

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Nelly Furtado, normally you’re always a winner in my book but the look you were trying out at the Grammy’s was sooo not flattering. The style of that dress makes you look pregnant, that hair color is so wrong for you, and I think you got all of the MAC blush you can handle.

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Check out Natasha Bedingfield, trying to bring back “The Sanjaya.” I think you looked better when you were drunk and hiding behind your glasses. Actually the more I look at you, the more I think that you added on all that heavy makeup to hide your blood-shot eyes…but…I see you!

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I thought both Alicia and Rihanna’s looks were smokingly hot s*x! Both styles are fun, fresh, and a great portrayal of funk and class.

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Here’s Whitney at the famous Sony/BMG party… Whitney, whoever “freshened up” your face, needs to perform the same miracles on your b00bz.

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Did Nas and Kelis really show up to the Grammys dressed like this!? Kelis, I get that people like to look rich buy wearing a lot of gold…but you took it to a whole ‘nother level. And Nas…whoa.

Actual Grammy and a Little Post-Grammy Cheese:

For the short list of winners press here:

For the long list of winners press here:

I can talk for days about all the things that happened at the Grammys, but I’ll spare you. I will however make these comments:
Kanye… normally I think you’re full of sh!t but I always give credit where it’s due and you rocked that performance. The song for your mother was very touching and I’m sure she smiled at you the whole time.

Also touching was Amy Winehouse’s reaction to her “Record Album of the Year” win. Even though she had a drug-free performance and did a fab job, I thought her personal choreography was a little odd. She looked like a bird in heat. But still…a fab performance.

Alicia…wow as usual. John Mayer helping out was a great plus, I loved it.

Tina/Beyonce…great performance, however the outfits were all wrong. Tina, your a rock star, but I think you’re getting too old to dress like the sexy Tin Man on Halloween. And B, you know your legs are thick, why do you always bring attention to your bad areas when you have so many good ones? Btw, the blonde is not for you sister.

Herbie Hancock…to win the “Album of the Year” was definitely a surprise and definitely something to be proud of. To win that category and be a jazz artist to win it for the 2nd time after 43 years is an amazing accomplishment. Congrats!

After the Grammys were over, Natalie Cole told the press at a post-party that she was very disappointed that Amy Winehouse won Record of the Year. She didn’t think she deserved it and didn’t like the fact that the Academy would teach kids to support artists that need to “get it together first.” Wow… bold.

Mizz Jibbz’ Picks:

After a girlfriend of mine went out on Thursday to Cabo Cantina, and actually had a cigarette w/ Jesse Metcalfe…he actually ended up getting sucker-punched later that night! Check it out… the video’s great! We have it right here:

Wow Jesse, you really kicked the guy’s @ss by saying “What the F—!?” about 10 times. The guy was some wannabe U.K rapper that goes by the name of Mams Taylor (or maybe that’s his real name…you never know these days.) Mams is Taryn Manning’s boyfriend. Good call NA!

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