Feb 7, 2008
Kirsten Dunst ugly, in rehab

Dunst, seen here chillin’
Unattractive Spiderman actress Kirsten Dunst checked herself into Utah’s Cirque Lodge this week. The 25-year-old was apparently acting “erratic” when she arrived at the hoity celebrity drunk-tank, and reeking of Boon’s Farm and cock. Well, I’m assuming the last part.
Of course we all know this is a ploy to catch some of the tabloid attention usually devoted to her more photogenic fame-hooker contemporaries. Man, nothing triggers my gag reflex like the stench of desperation.
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