John Mayer is a Borat swim-suit wearing douche
I’ve been debating whether or not John Mayer is a “douche” or not for the past few years. As a musician his music is catchy, but when you look at him singing you think “douche.” Then the guy goes ahead and dates Jessica Simpson and I’m convinced he’s a “douche” and then he’s with Minka Kelly, who I have a giant crush on and I’m thinking, maybe the guy is not a “douche” cause he bagged her and she’s super hot. Then I see John Mayer on TMZ poking fun of himself and admitting to being a “douche” and I think, well that’s a double negative, a “douche” who admits he’s a “douche” isn’t a douche.
And then came the “Borat” swim suit incident. (see above)
So now it’s officially, John Mayer is a “douche” and it’s permanent.
Mayer, apparently went on a cruise with 3,000 of his fans called the ‘Mayercraft Carrier‘ (a chartered Carnival cruise to the Bahamas). In a supposed attempt to entertain, he put on the ‘Borat’ speedos and well I’m throwing up now. Disgust.
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Sluttage
It’s quite a quandry. On the one hand his body of work is a wonderland of crap. Yet he’s a great guitar player when he wants to throw down. His penis trudges the tabloid-hooker sludge like an NFL QB’s, yet he seems to be a genuinely funny, self-deprecating guy.
Let’s just split the difference and call him a half-douche.
Feb 10th, 2008
peter piper
why can’t this be another miley cyrus picture?
Apr 6th, 2008
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