Amy Winehouse not allowed to enter USA
It’s true, the English do really have the worst dental system in the world.
Finally the Bush Administration’s Homeland Security efforts have begun to work! We are proud to announce that singer heroin junkie Amy Winehouse will not be at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, February 10th. Apparently her visa application to enter the US was rejected by the American embassy in London (incidentally I spent 5 hours sleeping outside that Embassy in 1996… )
The “Rehab” singer exited a rehabilitation clinic in London after 11 days to meet with embassy officials. A day later, she was questioned by police for a video in which she appeared to be smoking crack cocaine.
A statement distributed on her behalf has us all on the floors laughing:
“Amy has been progressing well since entering a rehabilitation clinic two weeks ago and although disappointed with the decision has accepted the ruling and will be concentrating on her recovery,”
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