Want to get laid on Valentine’s Day…
Step #1 - Rent “The Notebook” starring Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams, Step #2 - Fornicate, Step #3 - Repeat
Popular Fidelity Blog came out with an interesting list of 10 “Chick-flicks” for Valentine’s Day I thought was worth sharing. (Cause every guy knows that Valentine’s Day is like the Super Bowl of estrogen and if a man pretends to be sensitive on that day, he has a much higher chance of getting laid. Correspondingly, a man who eschews the virtues of emotion will get much less shit for not buying the “perfect” - as if there is such a thing - Valentine’s Day gift…)
Looking at the list, I’d personally nix “Last of the Mohicans” cause I imagine any chick would be pre-disposed to not liking it upon hearing the title. And right before it came on, I think the girl in question would think its an action film (which it is… Michael Mann directed it) and not understand the emotional undertones that we as men can extoll from such a film. Additionally, I’d also get rid of “Clueless” as its not really a romantic comedy….
Instead I’d insert into the list any other Richard Curtis flick (the list has “Love Actually” already, but why did they forget the superior “Four Weddings and a Funeral“ and “Notting Hill“?) And what about “Beaches” or “Love Story” - any man with two balls and a penis should get a medal for watching either film with his girl and a purple heart of valor for crying at the end….
Popular Fidelity Top 10 Chick-Flicks for Valentine’s Day
10. The Notebook (2004) 9. Ever After (1998)
8. Pretty Woman (1990)
7. What Women Want (2000)
6. Clueless (1995)
5. Love Actually (2003)
4. Only You (1994)
3. Bull Durham (1988)
2. Last of the Mohicans (1992)
1. The Bridges of Madison County (1995)
And if, you are not satisfied with the above list, well check out Popcrunch’s 25 Top Romantic Movies of the past 25 Years here instead….
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cz
I hate the notebook - it actually really scares me. I had a nightmare about the final scene once. Terrifying.
Also, women Luh luh love DDL - that’s why Mohicans is on the list… they swoon and faint, kerchief in hand.
What Women Want? - wtf?
Feb 13th, 2008
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