Amy Adams joins Stiller for Museum 2
Amy Adams – former Hooters waitress and singing actress-star of Disney’s “Enchanted” – is in negotiations to play opposite Ben Stiller in the sequel to the inexplicably successful non-funny “Night at the Museum.” Sequel will take off where the last pic left off, only in this movie there’ll be an evil twin and some hilarious body-switching and in the end Stiller gets eaten by tigers. Not CGI tigers either; Ben Stiller’s actually going to feed himself to tigers because THAT’S the type of actor he is.
Anyway, it’ll suck but your kids will love it. Know why? Your kids suck. Seriously. Go read the comments section on any one of our posts about Miley Cyrus. You people are raising a nation of retards. Illiterate, ignorant, pop-culture-obessesed, morbidly obese drool-cup wearing maladroits. The fall of western civilization is in YOUR hands, breeders. So either step and up and do something about it (remember, it’s never too late for crib death) or at least be man/woman enough to say “hey… my bad.”
Oh, and Amy Adams? Who cares. She’s old. She’s also a ginger, which means she’s fucking psychotic. Charlie Brown doesn’t know how lucky he had it; because red-headed girls are all bipolar witches, and according to leading vagina scientists, their poonaynays smell like corned beef and cabbage.
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