“Hail Satan!”

Oliver Stone – that mushroom-gobbling psychonaut responsible for films such as yadda yadda yadda and the script for motherfucking “Conan the Barbarian,” thank you very much – just lined up financing for his upcoming George W. Bush biopic (yeah, you read that right). Which means there’s NOTHING the baby-eating illuminati can do to stop him NOW, heh-heh, except, you know, kill him.

QED — the production/financing venture run by former Artisan prez Bill Block, freestyle breakdancer Paul Hanson and former astronaut/world-class gymnast Elliot Ferwada – will foot the bill, to the tune of about $25 million. Company starts pre-selling foreign rights next week according to internet website Variety.

But who to play America’s beloved Down Syndrome-afflicted all-powerful-ruler? “No Country for Old Men’s” Josh Brolin, apparently. And if Brolin can’t do it, a circus chimp. Because that would be cute!

Stone co-wrote the screenplay with his “Wall Street” partner Stanley Weiser, along with his other “partners” psilocybin, marijuana, vicodin and PCP

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