It’s kind of like having an erection that never ends…women clamoring to get a taste. Neither participant yet satisfied. Yes, another Tom Cruise video has surfaced. While it’s no Tera Patrick, it’s definitely a starlet who’s worth a look…or two.

The video shows the group at a convention/gala of some sort. Standing ovations seem to be required and I’m sure there was some special handshake required to gain admittance. Tom does his normal incoherent blabbering and incessantly compliments some random yahoo standing to his left. I was waiting for him to run over, drop to his knees and start blowing him. Let’s not forget he’s an ACTOR people! This is what he gets paid to do and in case you forgot, he’s obviously quite good as it’s made him shit-tons of money.

Its wraps up with a salute to Mr. LRH and of course, another standing-O. Short and sweet. Just another morsel to tide us over until that next piece falls from the plate of the God’s above who are obviously shining down on us, and obviously have great disdain for Scientology as a whole.

In the words of Frank TJ Mackey, “Do you think they’re your friends? They’re not your friends. Do you really think [they’ll] be there when things go bad? Huh? When things go wrong? You think again.”

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