This clip of Tom Cruise, Scientologist is amazing for a host of reasons, not the least of which being its complete, utter, total incomprehensibility. Enjoy it now, it’ll probably be pulled soon.

Edit: Yeah, the YouTube video’s been pulled. But (thanks to wwtdd) you can download it here.  and if that doesn’t work check out Defamer’s Top 5 “Creeptastic Moments” from Tom Cruise here.

Here’s one of our favorite excerpts:

“Now is the time” – “Being a scientologist people are turning to you. So you better know it! – If you don’t- go and learn it – Don’t pretend to know it. We’re here to help”

or how about:

“that thing is, I’ve cancelled that in my area [laughter] either you are in or you are out. It’s our responsibility to educate, create the new reality. Cause we do it this way and people are getting better. Have enough love and compassion so people are going to do it. Do it right. I really have to tell you something…. it’s a blast. It’s a blast. It really is… fun – cause dammit there is nothing better than going out there and fighting the fight…”

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