Wodi McWo’s YouTube Clip of The Week
“GO” – Hanson – FIRE VERSION
Let’s pretend for a second that we don’t live in a world full of poverty, racism, global warming and children who grow up being taught that my penis isn’t the bass player for the Wiggles. Now take that one second and multiply it by two hundred and forty-fucking-five because that’s exactly what Hanson has done with this video from their 2007 Nobel Prize winning, planet aligning album “THE WALK.” It’s been almost 10 years since that magical lake house summer where I masturbated thrice daily to the video for MMMbop before finally being told that they were actually guys. Did that stop me from frying the circuits of televisions everywhere with bucket loads of cum every time it came on? You’re goddamn right it didn’t.
The video opens on a burning building (hopefully full of minorities), with one soul emerging from the flames? That’s right my friends, it’s Zac Hanson and he’s all grown up! No more Kawasaki One Man Jam drum kits for this small fry (”let the good times roll”). Nope, he’s moved on to corduroy jackets, facial hair and one of those gay-ass black rope necklaces that all the football players used to wear. You know the ones I’m taking about — usually there’s a cross or like a shark’s tooth attached to them. Anyways, as the video progresses we see the other more-notable Hanson brothers playing pianos in wheat fields, strumming guitars on an oil rig and dancing through rain filled puddles. This song is about love, this song is about life and this song is… oh who am I kidding pretending that I don’t still get off to these guys. Excuse me while I go add a few pearls to that black rope necklace Zac has on. MMMbop? More like MMMcock… you see what I did there? That’s why I’ll be getting laid tonight while you’ll be at home putting in a new tampon because your vagina couldn’t handle the blood rush of learning that “Grey’s Anatomy” was “FINALLY” all new again this week. Remember when Dr. Preston Burke called Dr. George O’Malley a faggot? Now, that was good TV.
** Scary bonus fact: All three Hanson brothers are married and have kids**
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Bsmooth
Perhaps it was just me, however, I think I lost you somewhere between a burning building and the persistent verbose of your sheerly homosexual tendencies. Do you truly envisage that anyone could surmise your ramblings as anything other than absolute and utter poppycock? How are we to cling to your words verbatim, when you are undeniably without a clue. The discomfort and patent mortification that you must be feeling at present would surely conjure introspection into your writing capabilities and choices of topic. The audacity and evidently fallacious account of Hanson’s album and history, puts this entire website into disrepute. Let us be honest, I am no queer. I know women when I see them, and those Hanson girls are amazing. I feel no shame in having masturbated on numerous occasions to Mmmbop, and how dare you, Wodi McWo, if that is your real name, disgrace them. They have already dealt with years of contempt and obloquy, they do not deserve more from you.
Jan 13th, 2008
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