Weinsteins “strike” interim deal with WGA
God, this man is beautiful.
Bob and Harvey Weinstein – lovers of food and money, thought not necessarily in that order – have hammered out an interim deal with the WGA that will allow the indie distributor to get back to business – and by business we mean eating copious amounts of smoked sausage — as early as next week.
Though the specific terms of the deal remains a mystery, a Weinstein crony stated that their interim deal is “nearly identical” to the one made with Tom Cruise’s United Artists last week. Which means there’s probably a bunch of business in there about giant clams from outer space, and scanning all scripts with an e-meter for the removal of pesky Thetans, and how Tom Cruise is absolutely, unequivocally not gay. Nope. Loves the ladies.
Interim deal will also allow Weinstein Group to resume rewrites on such projects as the Rob Marshall musical NINE, starring Penelope Cruz, Sophia Loren and an old shoe I found. Okay… I just made that shoe business up. Cut me a break. It’s Friday, and my brain hurts. Fucking Thetans.
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