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Lindsey Lohan is a complete whore

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is a complete and utter whore.

Not only did her ex-fiancee’ snowboarder Riley Giles tell the entire world she was a nympho [exact quote was “she is a nymphomaniac,” and she has a “very addictive personality”] and a raging slut, but he tried to sell some photos of her to make some extra cash. Now, after going to Capri in Italy to accept some bullshit prize from some bullshit film festival (The Capri Film Festival has to be crap if they are giving her a prize) the slutty red-headed actress and star of box office flops “I Know Who Killed Me” and “Just My Luck” has returned to the United States.

While in Italy she managed to sip some champagne and break her sobriety. Additionally, UK gossip tabloid News of the World broke a story from Alessandro diNunzio (a very dirty Italian) who she hooked up with over there. Alessandro diNunzio, a former model and a current drummer (plays ass-bongos) says that Lohan picked him up at a bar at the Capri Film Festival. Made out with him and then she and he spent the night downing vodka cranberry and vodka soda cocktails (so she drank more than just champagne in Italy according to him.)

“All of a sudden, she pressed up close, looked me in the eyes and asked if she could kiss me,” “I never imagined in my wildest dreams we would end up in bed. We spent a long time talking, lying side by side on top of her bed.” “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.”

After finding out that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with 2 other guys on the trip to Italy (actors Dario Faiella and Eduardo Costa) diNunzio says:

“I was hurt and sad when I found out about the other guys. “She kept telling me she liked me because I was a ‘good boy’ - I don’t drink or take drugs. She said she was falling for me, I liked her too.” “

This therefore proves my ongoing point that Lindsay Lohan has the worst decision making skills ever (except for anyone in the Spears family that is.)

For our favorite picture of Ms. Lindsay Lohan go here: http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/?p=238


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