Wodi McWo’s YouTube Clip of The Week
Coming to us via our participation in a work-release program arranged by Chris Hansen to reform some of the sex offenders that have been jailed as a result of his show, we bring you our newest contributor Wodi McWo, who — when not perusing MySpace and/or the Disney Kids message boards for fresh meat — peruses YouTube for the latest and greatest viral videos. Take it, Wodi. – ed.
“Welcome To My Book Collection”
(Glen Danzig Interview - on the topic of Books)
You can pretty much put Glen Danzig in anything and it will most likely make it my YouTube Clip of the Week. The guy is like Hercules, but if Hercules listened to metal and burned Jews in his free time. Now I ask you, who wouldn’t want to know what a metal loving, Jew burning Hercules has in his “book collection?” I’ll tell you who – Oliver Marcuse, a wheelchair bound faggot that I went to elementary school with. What? I’m an asshole because I used to throw rocks at him and “accidentally” knocked him out of his chair once when he wouldn’t swallow? Didn’t he read the bible? He should know that being a cripple is a sin. Lucky for me, Oliver was diagnosed with MS in 8th grade and I can’t help but believe that he’s dead by now.
Anyways, thanks to YouTube user “jbroccoli,” we now know that Mr. Misfit is into: werewolves, angels and stories about Jesus killing children by bringing clay statues to life (like you would have guessed anything different). My favorite part about this clip is that Danzig seems to believe anything he reads and I dare you to tell him he’s wrong. A werewolf came out of a clearing and shook a baby in his mouth – FACT. Every child should have a copy of “Occult Roots of Nazism” – you betcha. The church has secretly thrown out bible chapters that don’t fit in with the “ideology of Christ” – well that’s just fucking science right there. Do yourself a favor and watch this clip right now, because if you don’t, Glen Danzig will show up to your house with a posse of Nazi werewolves and proceed to skull fuck your “Mother” while Jesus laughs from above… you see what I did there? That’s why I’ll be getting laid tonight while you’ll be at home reading perezhilton and watching Ugly Betty. “Oh that America Ferrera is so beautiful!” Sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, but no, she’s not.
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Noah
Is that shimmering reflection from the pool of young jewish blood that he bathes in nightly while reading a selection from The Occult Roots of Nazism? Or maybe it’s a pool of gypsy tears that he bathes in while watching Ugly Betty. I’m pretty sure that Mr. McWo has been to that house, and may or may not have read the werewolf book. FACT- I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight knowing Glen Danzig is out there… reading.
Jan 5th, 2008
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