Jessica Alba = Engaged
The bad news that Jessica Alba was carrying someone else’s (not mine) baby was bad enough, but now it’s worse. Cash Warren, the inseminator of my fantasy girlfriend Jessica Alba is going to be walking down the aisle with Ms. Alba according to multiple sources.
Jessica Alba is due in late spring or early summer – she is 26 years old. She met Cash Warren (28 years old went to Crossroads High School and is a douche bag) on the set of “The Fantastic Four” in 2004. Cash was a “director’s assistant” on that movie (he got the job cause his father Michael Warren was a TV star in the 1980’s on hit TV show “Hill Street Blues.”)
Jessica Alba has appeared in “Dark Angel” (TV), “Good Luck Chuck” and is currently appearing with Hayden Christensen in the flop “Awake.” She will be appearing in a film called “The Eye” next and she appears regularly in my sexual fantasies.
Damn you Cash Warren! Damn you to hell!
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