Paris Hilton’s next film is called “The Hottie and the Nottie” and I can tell its going to be a cinematic masterpiece.

Paris stars as “Cristabelle Abbott,” she lives in LA and is the apple of Nate’s (Joel David Moore) eye. He moves to L.A. to track her down. When Nate moves to LA he encounters Cristabelle’s not-so-hot friend June (Christine Lakin) and begins to fall in love with her.

Sounds to me like a mash-up between “There’s Something About Mary” and Paris’ best-friendship with Nicole Ritchie. Only in this case Christine Lakin is much hotter than Nicole Ritchie.

Regardless, the movie will suck and and we didn’t need our BOPsy Crystal balls in order to make that prediction. The film is directed by Tom Putnam and is financed by Summit Entertainment who will be selling the film internationally as well. The film is rated PG-13 and set for a theatrical release in the US of February 8th, 2008 (if they can find a US distributor or screens to carry the film on) and here is a link to the film’s excellent website.

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