Dec 18, 2007
Jamie Lynn Spears = Pregnant
Conclusive evidence indicating the people from the South are dumber than everyone else, we have an announcement from OK! Magazine that Britney Spears’ 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant with her first child.
The father is some clown named Casey Aldridge. (Apparently Britney herself warned Jamie Lynn not to move in with boyfriend Casey.)
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16 Comments, Comment or Ping
Ashley
That’s exactly right….people from the south are dumber than everyone else. Only a true genius would be able to make that conclusion based entirely on the actions of the Spears family. I didn’t realize that trashiness and intelligence were necessarily in direct correlation to each other. Should I now conclude that all non-southerners are narrow minded, judgmental jerks based on the comment of one such person?
Ashley (a very proud and quite intelligent southerner from Louisiana)
Dec 18th, 2007
Happy_Evil_Dude
Wow…pregnant at 16, shave her head at 18, career peak at 14? This girl is even sadder than her sister and is proof the Spears family has to be put down. This is too bad, because I, like many had hope that she would learn from Britney. but no, she saw Britney’s glamorous lifestyle of pursuing douches, craving for attention, exposing her ass and living in filth and went “Dan y’all! I want me some piece of that! With mayo please!”. Jamie Lynn, there’s still hope! Come to me, I will take the child like my own and we’ll raise it together as father and sex slave, mwahahahaha!
Dec 18th, 2007
Scotty
Britney Spears has suggested momma spears not to allow Jamie to live independently.
Dec 18th, 2007
Angela
How can anyone judge her for being pregnate at 16? How can you say she’s trailer trash, or a slut, or she’s as fucked up as her sister? Do any of you personally know anyone from the Spears family? I thought not. How is she a slut when she might have only ever slept with that one guy? Look up the definition. When did you loose your virginity? Is it just because she’s pregnate that she’s a slut and trailor trash?
The comments above are just a few of examples of how people love to judge others before they judge themselves. You’re always looking for someone else to put blame on or judge or anything at all. I think Jamie Spears can still be a great role modle to younge girls in the sence that she is taking responsability for her actions and owning up to the life inside of her.
To Jamie, I bet you will be an amazing mother. Don’t listen to all the negative comments, just keep your head held high becasuse you have nothing to be ashamed of.
And to Happy Evil dude, your sik.
Dec 19th, 2007
admin
First of all, I agree that DB was way off base with his comments regarding people from the South. People from Louisiana specifically are a bunch of web-footed Down Syndrome mongoloids, true. But to generalize about the entire South based on the wretched gene pool of one state is wrong.
And Angela, with regard to your comments: You raise some very interesting points. And I agree that Jamie Lynn (sidenote: Is that a porno name or what?) could still make an excellent role model (spelled thusly) for young teens. For instance if she were to get an abortion, live on national TV, it would serve as an excellent life-lesson about the ramifications of unprotected sex for all those Disney-TV-watching preteens out there. Bringing yet another mentally challenged pants-wetter into the dysfunctional Walmart of obesity, drugs and bad decisions that is the family Spears? Not so much. But I trust Jamie Lynn to have the sense that her older sis her did not, and to scrape that critter out of her spitter before it can grow up to impregnate the next generation of fetal alcohol syndrome afflicted, Ugg boot wearing mall tramps. We believe it you, Jamie Lynn! Do the right thing!
Dec 20th, 2007
kristen
ohh well if she is ending up just like her sister
Feb 2nd, 2008
angie
Hey look im from georgia and i aint dumn… yall need to shut the heck up… for all i care yall could shuv dis website up your butt okay…. Peach state rox and yall aint got sweet peaches. yall are fake… lol stuped yankees
Feb 3rd, 2008
admin
Dearest Angie,
It’s a shame that the tainted DNA which your blood-sibling parents bequeathed to you no doubt renders you oblivious to the many delicious ironies contained in your post. So I’ll point out that “dumb” and “stupid” are spelled thusly. However I’ll also agree that you are neither, as “developmentally challenged” is both a more accurate and politically correct description of your condition.
Best regards,
The editors
Feb 4th, 2008
cristal
jamie big up urself and dont mek di plp get pon ur mind
Feb 17th, 2008
JP
dude, shes sixteen she had sex with her boyfriend. theres nothing fucking wrong with that,
im 15, i have sex, and not with my boyfriend becuase i dont have one,
and you know what, i dont do it that often but enough that hey, maybe one day theres a hole in the condom and i because pregnant.
its not a rollercoaster lifestyle
its what teenagers do.
Feb 19th, 2008
yo
leave her alone!!!!! it’s not like she’s the 1st teen to have sex that age!!! ok!!!! where i live there are 2 5th graders and 3 6th graders pregnant!!!!! everyone wants sex, it’s just the way of life.
Feb 19th, 2008
dug
i agree with yo, everyone does want sex. especially boys, they just love to see girls in thongs topless. if she wants a baby, give her a baby. it’s her choice, not you’re choice.
Feb 19th, 2008
DB
It’s great to see that there’s so many illiterate teens out there having sex and justifying Jamie Lynn Spears behavior. Makes me proud to be an American.
Feb 19th, 2008
SR
Jamie Lynn may be like anyother 16 year old girl but she is suppose to be a role model .Now I come from a religous family and so i may have been taught “No sex before marriage”.and since she is a role model i think Jamie Lynn should have waited for sex.she is only 16.what kind of role model would you want for your kids a pregnant teen or virgin teen?
and i know there are alot of teenage pregnancies but i think that is just wrong.girls nowa days need to cross their legs
May 27th, 2008
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