Last week we reported that a WGA guerilla splinter cell infiltrated Carson Daly’s studio audience — disguised as the third-world tourists and homeless folks that normally comprise Carson’s cheering section – and taunted the personality-challenged talk show host until he cried like a little girl. Well for all you other talk show hosts planning a return to the airwaves sans the writing staffs that makes your ugly mugs tolerable, you might want to think again. For the secret word-terrorist militia has released the video below, threatening similar attacks on any TV personalities foolish enough to cross their picket lines.

As it was just announced today that Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien plan to resume broadcasts on January 2nd, this video casts a foreboding shadow over NBC headquarters on both coasts. I’m not saying we should expect box-cutter-armed writers to launch simultaneous 747 kamikaze attacks on 30 Rock and 3000 Alameda – but is it really that much of a stretch? Vishnu I hope not, because if there’s one thing worse than suicide bombers it’s the thought of having to watch Jay Leno recycle half-remembered gags from his 1982 stand-up act. And Conan without comedy is just a visually disturbing ginger with Bob’s Big Boy hair and pedophile eyes.

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