Fox Searchlight – bringing you 80’s John Hughes movies disguised as offbeat indie comedies since 2002 – re-launched their official internet website for JUNO, the much lauded second offering from THANK YOU FOR SMOKING helmer Jason Reitman.

Hyperweblink to it here…

In other JUNO-related news, film’s pole princess turned blog darling turned celebrity screenwriter Coyote Ugly… er, I mean Dakota Fanning… er, I mean DIABLO CODY was out walking the picket line yesterday — as evidenced by this picture from her Pussy Ranch blog – and quite fashionably so I might add.

Don’t let it be said that I don’t support the strike, because I do. I happen to think that the powers-that-be are going to use the strike as a means to do evil bidding, but I still say fuck ‘em, if only to see the look on their faces. That said, I think a lot of you screenwriter types could learn a lesson from the relatively newb scribe Biablo Kobe Bryant… specifically in the footwear department. What’s with all the beat up track shoes, people? Yeah, yeah, I know you’re out there marching (if that’s what you call standing around drinking Starbuck’s and eating Fig Newtons, like they were just doing over at Warner Gate 4) and comfort is key, but still. What message are you sending? Because it’s obvious from the look of it that for most of you, track and field’s never been an integral part of your daily routine. Either spiff it up a la Cody so you can at least make for a worthwhile photo op, or commit to the workaday blue-collar thing full-on. I’m talking WORK BOOTS, people. UTILITY BELTS. LEATHER JACKETS and BIKER HATS. BIG BLACK MOUSTACHES. And ASSLESS CHAPS. Woah. This is making me hot.

(for the record, I realize that all chaps are assless).

Admittedly, I may just have a soft-spot for El Diablo Coyote Fanning because we share a similar back story. Like she, I toiled in the sex industry before achieving worldwide fame via my internet blog. For me it was working a truck stop glory hole for bus tokens. And my worldwide internet fame consists of the 20 – 30 people a day who accidentally navigate here after Google Image Searching for pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s frozen-turkey-esque AIDS sock. Still, we’re kindred spirits in a way, so for all you Mason Novick types looking to find the NEXT Dildo Cory Feldman, I’m right HERE, baby. And I’m feeling SEXY.

Tweet This Post 

• Diablo Cody sleeps with her Oscar
• WGA Strike Day #2: An Internet Age Guide to Striking
• Oscar winner Diablo Cody – stripper turned writer turned stripper
• Who’s hotter: Diablo Cody or Ali Larter in “Varsity Blues”?
• JUNO breaks $100 million cherry