JUMPER trailer on line
“Gets away from me you crazy snakes!! I has a snake pokin stick!!!”
The trailer for the latest Doug Liman masterpiece is on-line here:
I’m really excited about this movie; it’s going to be great because it’s about… uh. No fucking idea. If you come away from watching that trailer with any sense of what the movie is then you must have some X-Men E.T. super-powers or something.
Here’s what I took from it: This guy has the power to walk through kitchen appliances. There’s a girl in it. Sam Jackson went to Dennis Rodman’s hair stylist and now he’s pissed. There’s some sort of mumbo-jumbo about something-something. There are snakes on the plane. A truck explodes, or maybe it was a bus… actually I don’t think anything exploded. And “Jumper” is sometimes spelled “JMPR” because this movie is “leet” and MySpace and viral marketing, like Fergie or Pepsi One.
Oh, and it was directed by the guy who did the worst of the three “Bourne” movies and who’s indirectly responsible for Brad Pitt looking like an 80-year old man from becoming caretaker to Angelina Jolie’s multi-ethnic orphanage of love. And the film opens President’s Day weekend! Which is… uh. Who fucking knows. Is President’s Day even a holiday anymore? I always get it confused with Arbor Day. That and Flag Day.
Anyway, go see this movie and try to figure out what it’s about; then write a letter to New Regency and let them know and you’ll win a prize. An inflatable donkey, or a desk and CE position (your choice).
(also check out this BOPsy article that mentions JUMPER at Comic-Con)
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patrick
The filming style of Jumper made me feel like i myself was jumping around… very cool. Christensen’s lines were as short as possible as well, which made his performance as good as it could be.
Feb 19th, 2008
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