The “other” Jessica as Wonder Woman?
“How much can ya bench?”
Jessica Biel, alleged female, may be flying the invisible jet of freedom as Wonder (Wo)man(?) in the Warner Brosephs/DC spandex-fest JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA, according to my sources (said sources being Variety and every comic dork blog on the interwebbings). Biel marks the film’s first casting of note (besides those stupid Gylenhaal Wonder Twin rumors), with the pic’s fast-track status dependent on quick casting for the entire super hero squad.
Warner Bros announced just last week that JUSTICE LEAGUE will be directed by George Miller, of HAPPY FEET and BABE: PIG IN THE CITY fame. Oh, and he also did a little Australian film called MAD MAX. And it’s sequel, ROAD WARRIOR. And it’s threequel, BEYOND FUCKING THUNDERDOME, BABY (original working title). I’m pretty sure there won’t be a Sodomite biker gang in JUSTICE LEAGUE, but I’m holding out for my dream!
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Atticus
WOW you are such a linguine-armed, pencil-necked little weasel (read - internet writer.) Just because Jessica can carry her own groceries doesn’t mean she isn’t SEXY as hell and the new standard by which all women’s bodies should be judged! That is one full chested, full hipped, full booty packin’ young lady! Little man, if she is too much woman for you, STEP ASIDE.
I am so sick of these living clothes hangers that have been walking around hollywood; popsicle sticks pretending to be women. THANK THE GODS Jessica has enough self worth to not fall for all that crap and walks around looking like a WOMAN.
Once again, take a look at the BUTT on that girl, and try again to tell me she isn’t ALL WOMAN. Jessica is smoking hot, despite how intimidating she may be to a limp wristed little keyboard jockey like yourself.
Oct 22nd, 2007
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Atticus, if chicks with broad shoulders and rippling biceps astrike your fancy, there’s a little place I like to call the corner of Western and Santa Monica where you’ll find such lasses aplenty. And I’ll assume from the tone of your post that their penises won’t be a deal-breaker.
Real women have eating disorders.
Oct 23rd, 2007
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