Sep 20, 2007
New Line Ramps Up Ratner Rat Pack Tucker Topper
Douche.
Because Brett’s so talented and Chris so palatable, New Line Cinema bought up rights to the tell-all bio “Mr. S: My Life With Frank Sinatra” for their favorite husky helmer and his chocolate muse to shit out a movie with. Chris Tucker will bring his helium inflected vocal stylings to the role of Sinatra valet George Jacobs, who wrote 2003 word-book “Mr. S” with Hollywood glamour days sexpert William Stadiem. Stadiem will pen the screenplay.
Brett… fucking… Ratner? And Chris Tucker? Together again??? Oh dear lady Hollywood, if your herpes sores weren’t flaring up I’d kiss you!
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