Tropic Thunder Finds Instant Owen Replacement In McConaughey
“I am so fucking high right now.”
The bad news: Your golden-tressed, affably stoned Texas slacker has locked himself into the expansive bathroom of his Malibu beach palace with an iPod full of Elliot Smith tunes and a case of Gillette Wrist-Slitter 3000™ suicide solutions. The good news: Matthew McConaughey’s available. Yup, the producers of Ben Stiller’s upcoming directoring stint TROPIC THUNDER took the A-Train to Obvious City in filling suicide-failure Owen Wilson’s recently vacated (albeit minor) roll: Longview’s own Matthew “bongo fever” McConaughey. Whether this means McConaughey’s ready for the bump up from Dreary B-level Rom-Com Village to Apatown remains anybody’s guess, but if anyone could slide into Wilson’s bong-water-stained Red Wings with ease it’s East Texas’ favorite bongo lovin’ nude-dude.
Tags: Owen Wilson, Matthew McConaughey, Ben Stiller, Tropic Thunder
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san francisco homo
well at least he doesn’t have a broken nose like owen wilson.
Sep 19th, 2007
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