UPDATE
The old bird got her dress back- read more about how grateful Channing is here at TMZ

Holy shit!

What do Monica Lewinsky and an old actress broad have in common?

Carol Channing, one of Hollywood’s oldest, most enduring and most annoying actresses is 86 years old and some perv stole her bags which included a wardrobe item from the stage production of “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” at the Hollywood Renaissance Hotel. She was there with her husband (see - even ugly broads can get married…)

Apparently both Yahoo and TMZ think this is some kind of major story but with the launch of the TMZ channel.

We can expect more of this bullshit.

Here’s a picture of Channing in some other play called Hello Dolly:

• Channing Tatum is ‘Duke’ in upcoming ‘G.I. Joe’ film
• Harvey Korman = Dead
• Jim Carrey says Yes to “Yes Man” movie
• Pollack, Streep, Halmi, Ben-Ami and others receive award from Kenyan Government
• Get to work fatty…