The Rock to drive Witch Mountain
WWE wrestler, “actor” and mixed-race Pacific Islander extraordinaire Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is linked to star in Disney’s Remake film “Witch Mountain,”. An homage to the 1975 adventure movie “Escape to Witch Mountain” which nobody has ever heard of or ever seen before.
Apparently the origina film is about a pair of paranormal powered sibling freaks who are on the run from a group of evil men trying to take advantage of their powers. The Rock will play a Vegas cabbie who picks up the duo and probably commits some kind of sex crime on them (I’m just thinking out loud here.)
Disney is looking at their calendars and putting a penciled circle around March 2008 to start shooting this film. Andy Fickman, the director of Disney’s upcoming The Game Plan will direct this monstrosity and we can foresee it becoming a DVD duo-pack at Wal-Mart with The Nanny Diaries and Underdog.
[bark]
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4 Comments, Comment or Ping
SummerPsycho
You seem to have a fascination with ass rapings and child rapings. Could this be confessions of something deep in inside? No, I don’t mean that as an ass raping either, just in case you get the idea.
Jan 8th, 2008
RAJESH SHASHI
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii rocky how r u
Feb 1st, 2008
Dane
i most definitely have seen the original, and it’s sequel (return to witch mountain). They were seriously my favorite movies growing up!!
Feb 23rd, 2008
Tony&Tia fan 4ever
This news is horrible! I loved the movies escape to witch mountain, and the sequel return to with mountain. If you plan ion taking a classic movie and trying to turn it into something current then you should try and be original and give it a new name. The movie should be an addition to the series, it should be about Tony or Tia’s kids and should be called something like the return FROM witch mountain. I think that if they re-make the original and add sex crimes to children that would be disgusting! I do not believe Disney would be involved in a movie with sex crimes to children, it goes against everything they stand for!
Mar 6th, 2008
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