Praise to Crom! Alba is Single….
After C-Mac arrived from Manila this morning, I thought it was safe to hang up the holster and gun but I’m back and the two of us are going to team up like Thelma & Louise or Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid or like Chewbacca and Han Solo. Watch out entertainment blog world. This duo is out to kick some ass.
Also, just when I thought it was safe for me to start hanging out at home more often and play Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit our friend at WWTDD has cited US magazine and its sources in announcing that Jessica Alba and Crossroads High School alum Cash Warren (Producer to some, to me chump) are no longer together!
Hallelujah! Praise to the gods.
George W. Bush is right – prayer does work!
So in honor of this we post some of our favorite Alba pictures and announce or rather declare that I will be out and about at every VIP nightclub in Hollywood as well as touring the sets of any movies that she is working on until I get me some Alba.
As a matter of fact, my favorite tuna is Albacore. I’d move to Alba-querque, New Mexico for her.
I mean if she dated Cash Warren for 2+ years why the hell wouldn’t she marry me?
Tags: Jessica Alba, Cash Warren
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