Michael Bay Fl4M3z0r On T3H Interw3b Lam3z0r
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
It seems even Hollywood A-listers are not above making asses of themselves on the internet, at least according to Communist propaganda leaflet The NY Times. Producer Don Murphy and leathery director Michael Bay of the CGI robo-porn blockbuster Transformers – a movie squarely aimed at the “living in mom’s basement” set – fittingly chose the world wide web internet as the forum where to air the production’s dirty laundry, much to the delight of virginal asthma-inhaler-toking fanboys and to the chagrin of studio suits for whom the aforementioned TRANSfanatics’ internet message board ways must seem foreign as intangibles like taste, heart and compassion.
Of course the pièce de résistance of this internet hissy-fitting came last week when the delightfully self-oblivious and magnificently coiffed Michael Bay posted THIS RANT– since withdrawn — on his personal website (thankfully the post was republished by /Film). Michael Bay not only talks a hefty amount of smack about Murphy and his producing pardner Tom DeSanto, he even takes a pot-shot at my man Bruce Willis! (To be fair, Bruno drew first blood over on Ain’t It Cool’s talkback a few months back).
Of course none of this childishness hurt Transformers’ box office draw, which adds up to a respectable $153 million since its Independence Day Eve release. And having seen the film myself this weekend, I have to give the devil his due: Transformers is without a doubt Bay’s best film yet, and certainly his defining work: It’s mindless, moronic, senseless, incoherent and thoroughly entertaining. Kudos, MB. Thanks to you we’re one step closer to Infinite Jest, or Ass: The Movie, whichever comes first.
Tags: transformers, Michael Bay, internet dorks, talking smack
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