Meet the new Hulk. Same as the old Hulk.
I’m out of the office so I don’t have time to write up one of my hilarious-yet-poignant news articles today, so instead I’ll amuse you with the above leaked image (care of Slash Film) of the new Hulk from Universal’s upcoming Ed Norton film, shown here obviously heading toward SF’s Castro District to bring the pain to some shaven-chested Latin boy’s ringpiece. “HULK SMASH!! HULK… GAY!!! HULK GAY AND ASHAMED!! SEXUAL CONFUSION IS SOURCE OF HULK’S ANGER!! HULK GREW UP IN REPRESSIVE ENVIRONMENT!! YET HULK CRAVES LOVE THAT DARE NOT SPEAK NAME!!! HULK WONDERS IF THESE PURPLE PANTS MAKE HULK’S ASS LOOK FAT!!!”
EDIT: Oops, that was the old Hulk afterall. Here is the new Hulk, er… I guess. Really that could be anyone. Me for instance. He’s got my shoulders.
Tags: Incredible Hulk, Ed Norton, Universal
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Peter Sciretta
Sorry to confuse you but the image above is the old hulk. The new image was the shadowed image on the top. I included the image of the old Hulk for comparison.
Jun 20th, 2007
admin
Argh, thanks for pointing that out, Peter.
Jun 21st, 2007
germandory
i looked at the NEW HULK and he kind of looks like the OLD HULK (which was also new btw)
am i missing something?
Jun 29th, 2007
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