Sly Stallone’s latest cinematic attempt at resurrecting one of his franchise characters – JOHN RAMBO – is nearing completion and a promotional trailer has found its way onto the interweb care of Ain’t It Cool.

I’ve watched this thing about fifty times and I can safely say it’s the coolest three minutes of anything I’ve ever seen that didn’t end with a bukkake. There’s like 50 explosions, a gutting, copious arterial spray and a fucking BEHEADING. Granted it’s got the professional sheen of a made-for-German-cable Rutger Hauer flick but who cares? The only thing that could’ve made this trailer cooler is if Colonel James Braddock from Missing in Action showed up, bit the head off a rat then started playing G.W.A.R. tunes on an electric guitar made of dead Viet Cong. Oh, and a bukkake. A bukkake at the end would’ve rocked. But other than that it’s perfect.

Anyway, enjoy it while it lasts because Harry K’s taking it down in a few weeks.

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