Bruce Willis Still Rules
Though the bizarro communal nuclear family he co-heads with Punk’d star Ashton Kutcher still creeps me the fuck out, it’s nice to know that Ol’ Bruno has the balls to stand up and say what’s what on the internet.
Posting under the pseudonym Walter B. on the AICN talkback (confirmed by Harry Knowles here), Bruce had a lot to say about a lot of shit and he pulled no punches.
On Die Hard 4’s PG-13 rating:
“We shot a hard-ass movie, not a rating. And I had not seen the movie when I did the VF interview. Writers often need to present a ‘thesis’ to their articles, and Peter Biskin chose the rating as his. And while you can’t imagine how a PG-13 movie can be a rough as an R, you will just have to wait and see this movie.
Don’t ever think that because the movie has a PG -13 mandate that my character has gone PG13. No fuckin way.”
On the Die Hard franchise in general:
“Since they have existed, I always said the first Die Hard was the only good one. I will go on record here as saying that Live Free or Die Hard is better than the first one. Take it from a guy who was there for all of them. John MaFuckin’Clane”
On douchebag director Michael Bay:
“Would have ruined DH4. Few people will work with him now, and I know I will never work with him again.”
On producer Joel Silver:
“Fuck Joel Silver… you do not understand my relationship with Joel S. We are cordial now when we bump into each other, but we have not worked together since Last Boy Scout.”
On Dead MPAA President Jack Valenti:
“If you remember, Jaws was rated PG. I believe there was some blood in that movie, not to mention Robert Shaw getting chomped and eaten by the shark. I believe it’ll come around to a less antiquated system, but who knows when. Jack Valenti ran that sytem into the ground.”
On male pattern baldness:
“… hair does not make you a man, being a man makes you a man”
On internet grammar Nazis:
“you never made a typo while typing? Take your best shot, but fuck off with comments about my typing. I can spell, I just neglected to proofread what I type sometimes.”
Read the thread here. It’s fucking awesome. It may be the awesomest thing in the history of the internet.
http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/32511#comment_1493497
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farhad
Bruce rules. He should post on this site too. Bruce are you trolling the internet when Ashton and Demi are fucking? Are you in the next room checking out what people write about you on the web?
May 11th, 2007
admin
Bruce. Please show this site love.
Feb 14th, 2008
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