Tim Roth has signed on to play Hulkster nemesis Abomination in the upcoming INCREDIBLE HULK sequel/re-do, lending additional street cred to a film which already has “serious” actor Ed Norton attached to play the titular role.

For the non-comic-dorks, Abomination was spawned from the same sort of gamma-rays that got Bruce Banner all squirrelly. He looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon on anabolic steroids and has strength exceeding the Hulk’s “normal” state, however — unlike the Hulk — Abomination can’t change back to his former “human” state, which leaves him a tad bitter. Abomination should not be confused with the Hulk’s OTHER mortal enemy, Abortion – a giant deformed fetus, created when radioactive medical waste was left in the Planned Parenthood dumpster, who shoots lasers from his umbilical stump as he tears apart major cities in search of tasty Lemon Squares. Is there ANYTHING Abortion won’t do for a taste of lemony goodness? NO. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

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