Ol’ Bruno returns as John McClane, fighting an army of smartly dressed uber-eco-terrorists and driving cop cars into helichoppers and other destructive, world-saving shit like that. This trailer delivers pretty much everything you could want from a Die Hard movie, which may be the problem. Having already seen the 2-minute “huffing whip-its and playing Grand Theft Auto” version why do I need to see the see the rest? Oh yeah, for Bruce Willis’ trademark smart-ass quips.

It’s not like I have high hopes or anything, but I’ve yet to be disappointed by the Die Hard franchise. It’s kind of like that Down Syndrome chick you met on the bus and lured back to your place with some candy: Sure, it’s dumb, but I bet i’ll be a helluva fun ride.

Tags: Live Free or Die Hard, Bruce Willis, Return of Bruno, Explosions

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