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DiCaprio, Winslet To Share Screen Again

Titanic Stars Reteam for REVOLUTIONARY ROAD

“Our butt-sex will bring the gift of flight.”

Chunk-a-licious Kate Winslet and Marty Scorsese’s cabana-boy Leonardo DiCaprio hope to rekindle the fire that made TITANIC such a box-office plundering juggernaut with REVOLUTIONARY ROAD. ROAD’s based on the classic same-named Richard Yates novel which was an indictment of 1950’s suburbia. ROAD was penned by Justin Haythe (THE CLEARING) and will be directed by Winslet’s hubba-bubba Sam Mendes, best known for his indictment of 1990’s suburbia, AMERICAN BEAUTY. Will the re-pairing of the Biggest Movie Evar’s two stars mean similar numbers for REVOLUTIONARY ROAD? Of course not, but it sure looks good on paper, huh? Personally I think Winslet’s a great actress. But am I the only one creeped out by the booze-cheeked DiCaprio? He’s got that Affleck-esque sexual predator quality to him, like he’s got a Pez Dispenser loaded with Rohypnol and a shallow grave in Palmdale where his dumps the bodies of the Craig’s List hookers with whom he got a teensy too rough. Why are all the actors of today either fem-bots or date-rapists? Bring back Lee Marvin, man. Bring him back! Lee fucking Marvin.

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14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Nemo

    Kate Winslet is not Chunkalicious.

  2. this is the best movie i have ever seen…the most romantic…tearjerker.
    every time i watch this movie i cry…
    don’t diss it!
    don’t call the actors/actresses pleasantly plump and talk about sex
    that’s not what it’s abaout
    it’s about a girl who has proper rules to follow and is sick of being told what to do and she meets a guy she falls in love with and she realizes she can be the person she really is when she’s around him

  3. romina

    me encantaria conoserte soy una fan tuya

  4. hola como estan??
    espero q bien le queria decir que la peli me iso llorar y que me re gusto!!!!!

  5. eu amooooooooooooo o leo dicaprio sou fã N1 DELE

  6. Dryka

    Eu amei titanic, melhor filme do sec. Leonardo está demais!!!

  7. rose dawson

    i love leonardo dicaprio casa com i

  8. MISSTERY

    DiCaprio doesn’t need Rophy’s-he can have any woman he wants. I think whomever wrote this article must be speaking of himself; the 1 that smelt it dealt it.

  9. db

    MISSTERY. Smelt it dealt? That’s really sophisticated…. I think I need to put some roofies in you to shut your hole up!

    Yah, I said it.

  10. MISSTERY

    DB was pretty touchy about my comment…then he wanted to give me rophy’s…sounds like we found the loony author of this article
    LOL

  11. admin

    DB is a touchy guy. Touch him and he’ll file a restraining order.

  12. MISSTERY

    DB threatened to give me Rophy’s. File the restraining order on him. (actually I heard he’s super cute… so maybe just give him my number…)

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