Marky Mark Is HAPPENING

Mark Wahlberg will star in M. Night Shamalamadingdong’s forthcoming film The Happening, shooting this summer Philadelphia. When asked for comment Wahlberg said, “Yo! It’s about that time. To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme. I’m-a get mine so get yours, I wanna see sweat comin’ out your pores!” Wahlerg plans on taking a decidedly different approach to his performance with The Happening, stating, “on the house tip is how I’m swingin’ this. Strictly hip-hop boy, I ain’t singin’ this!” He went on to add, “Bringing this to the entire nation! Black, white, red, brown… feel the vibration.” Then he danced like a wigger and flexed his abs a lot. It was pretty gay.

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