If Hollywood Hot-Spots and meaningless tabloids were as prevalent in the early 80’s as they are today, you would find Barret Oliver doing lines of coke off Tiffany Brissette’s juicy, robotic breasts just before getting denied entrance at Les Deux*. He had a hit TV show in “Knight Rider” and starred in THE NEVERENDING STORY, D.A.R.Y.L and COCOON. In 1989 Barret had the bejeezus scared out of him when his costar in the underappreciated comedy SCENES FROM A CLASS STRUGGLE IN BEVERLY HILLS was murdered by a crazed stalker — he would never act again.

Some like to believe that Barret actually became the savior of Fantasisa and lived out his life banging the Childlike Empress and fighting crime with Falcor. Unfortunately, Barret got mixed up in photography and currently writes books about some developing process I have ever heard of nor care about. What a douchebag.