Where Are They Now: Barret Oliver

By WOdi McWo
If Hollywood Hot-Spots and meaningless tabloids were as prevalent in the early 80’s as they are today, you would find Barret Oliver doing lines of coke off Tiffany Brissette’s juicy, robotic breasts just before getting denied entrance at Les Deux*. He had a hit TV show in “Knight Rider” and starred in THE NEVERENDING STORY, D.A.R.Y.L and COCOON. In 1989 Barret had the bejeezus scared out of him when his costar in the underappreciated comedy SCENES FROM A CLASS STRUGGLE IN BEVERLY HILLS was murdered by a crazed stalker — he would never act again.
Some like to believe that Barret actually became the savior of Fantasisa and lived out his life banging the Childlike Empress and fighting crime with Falcor. Unfortunately, Barret got mixed up in photography and currently writes books about some developing process I have ever heard of nor care about. What a douchebag.
Next week’s Where Are They Now: Jonathan Brandis
* Tasteless Les Deux plug brought to you by Dory Benami
Tags: celebrities, neverending story, where are they now
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2 Comments, Comment or Ping
dory
Thank you for the Les Deux plug!
Apr 2nd, 2007
CMAC
That’s pronounced “Lez Douche,” right?
Apr 2nd, 2007
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